I need your help!

May 27, 2006 at 12:38 pm (The cardboard Apollo 6 has given the all clear, With what I do may I worship you)

Many of you know I’m going to do some volunteer work in New Jersey this Summer, working at a Summer camp for inner city kids. In the present I dont have the money to hand for this, so I need to do some fundraising. I’m not asking you for money, I am of course far more subtle.

I have asked for and been granted some floorspace at the CU Ball on 2nd of June to lay out some wallpaper which has been given a new lease of life by Ally G’s painting. This was his idea, and fabulous too, and I wondered if it could be extended a touch. Lots of people at Uni have finished their exams and lets face it may or may not be bumming about. You know who you are. Such people are blatently looking for something to do. Perhaps not. But I’d appreciate it if they’d consider producing some kind of creative thing for me to sell using this floorspace at the ball.
Poems, songs, stories, collages (oh yeah), hanging things, mobiles, canvas, wallpaper art, finger art, whatever.
If you could do this that would be so good. Maybe make it a fun thing between you and your flatmates. But I need it all for Friday June 2 as thats the day of the ball. I know its a short time away.

I would love to go mad myself and make lots of stuff but I’ve got a Quantum exam that day and am kept up studying for that til then. So in the meantime, if I’m to skin any cash out of folks at uni, I need your help! Pls!

Any questions pls post em.

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Pet hates?

May 24, 2006 at 5:30 pm (Uncategorized)

public toilets made to an inadequate standard.
You open the door and it either clangs against the pan or shaves it because THERE ISNT ENOUGH ROOM TO OPEN THE DOOR INTO THE CUBICLE. Or if there is theres not enough to STEP IN and then CLOSE THE DOOR as theres nowhere to STAND unless you actually STAND in the toilet.

I’m fairly slim, this is widely attested. But even I find it difficult to get into some of these ridiculous units.

I apologise for the first mention of toilets on this blog.

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Guys, actually…

May 15, 2006 at 6:40 pm (The cardboard Apollo 6 has given the all clear)

Today I found a button listing the search engine terms which people had used to find my blog. Quite impressive given I ticked a box saying keep it off search engines.
So I thought I might reproduce them here.

However, I stress, I can only reproduce the boring ones. There are some which I am quite frankly shocked that my blog has been incorrectly identified with. Shocked and apalled. Shocked and apalled and slightly amused. Such shall not be reproduced which is probably just as well as google'd only pick up on them twice as much.

"how do you know if a religous relic is r"

I assume it finishes 'real'.  Let me tell you the answer to that.

If you think something is that important then you have made a religious relic out of it.

Jesus came so that have eternal life. Eternal life that starts right now on earth with a relationship with God. Read: "This is eternal life that they might KNOW you the true and living God and Jesus Christ whom you sent" (Emphasis mine, John Chapter 17 line 3)
He came to give us that because the only way we can actually know God is through Him. No other way no other how.

He comes to give us something so incredible it can't be confined to the physical. And we wave a sheeps bone in the air. Or more likely we wave presents at Christmas eggs at easter our traditions and our whatever else. So we miss the point, make up a religion and for us thats our relic. 

"which doctor who are you"

I am quite plainly the tenth doctor, ask anyone. I get this a lot, almost as much as 'you've shaved/grown your beard back'

"I need examples the essays who are you t"

Woah woah woah. Someones panicing before an exam. Just because you talk to the Computer doesn't mean it talks back. The question 'who are you' is not likely to get a response.

"meaning stoned in love chicane"
 "chicane something wrong video"

Plus: I have been identified with quality music

Minus: I have, however indirectly, been identified with Tom Jones. 

"short drama fiction stories - dear diary"

That's kind of on the money.

"neil lithgo"

 That's just - I'm sorry - that's just scary.
Can you imagine a mixture between me and Neal. A fusion. I'd/We'd do away with speech and blogging and actually just communicate with PHP.
In the unlikely event someone who knows me has not unravelled my secret identity I can assure you I am not Neal nor any derivative or Tom Jones combination thereof. 

"dear diary,churchs"

Hm.

 I hope you find one that helps you grow and challenges you.

I hope we all learned something today. 

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